Terminator: Resistance runs smoothly for the most part, and the only bug I encountered saw a T-800 I'd set on fire locked in place as it strangled me. They're supposed to be super smart, and yet on the battlefield they cannot flank. so advanced it came to the conclusion that it should nuke its creators into oblivion. These things are the brainchild of Skynet, an A.I. The Terminators in this game walk slowly forward, shooting in your direction, and then fall down when you've painted them in enough red and purple plasma. One alone should be enough to send a pack of resistance fighting running for their lives.
oh god, what have you done to the Terminators? These killing machines should be a terrifying AI. The visuals are so dated they may in fact have come from 29th August 1997.
The sprint feels like it's on a second delay, and there's no mantling. This game, clearly hamstrung by a budget the makers of Call of Duty would spend on a single explosion, reminds me of the mediocre shooters of the last generation of consoles, the Legendary: The Boxes and Turning Point: Fall of Libertys of this world. The rest of the game, which leads directly into the beginning of the first Terminator movie, is so generic that it has dissolved in my memory like a Skip on my tongue. These two encounters are the only memorable bits of Terminator: Resistance - and that's because they're inexplicably cringe. What, no time for a quick spoon? Jennifer appreciated that. Nor could I blow her up with one of my grenades. And there she lay, on her side, on the floor, rubble all around us, the moonlight spread across the concrete. "I think I'll stay here for a while," she said after we'd finished. Her Oblivion face and mouth moved about as if being tugged by an off camera puppeteer, and all I could think of was, is this what Kryten would look like if he was doing it? And had hair? She took her beanie off for the occasion, which was a nice touch. Then, a dialogue choice presented itself: press heart to bang (I'm paraphrasing again), or walk away? Press heart to bang!Īnother first-person sex scene with video game graphics that wouldn't look out of place on the early days of the Xbox 360.
But the game would not give me the option to confess. Just a few hours ago I'd slept with the boss. There we talked, electricity in the air (or was that a Terminator going back in time?). Had I cheated on her? Maybe.Īnd then, towards the end of the game, just before the big battle with Skynet, I tracked Jennifer down to a particularly beautiful moonlit bit of rubble. Jennifer is the woman I was supposed to fall in love with. I felt kind of bad about sleeping with the boss because all throughout the game's terrible campaign I'd had my eye on Jennifer, my one true love, a woman who found it in her heart to flirt with me minutes after she had a terrifying encounter with a metal head. I tried to get back in, but the door was locked. "You're dismissed," she said, pushing me out the door. A nice bed for post-apocalyptic Los Angeles! And then, in first-person, we did it, her last-gen face all up in my grill, groaning and writhing. So she led me away, by the hand, to a room down the bottom of the bunker, where there was a bed. Then, a dialogue choice presented itself: press heart to bang (I'm paraphrasing), or walk away? Press heart to bang! But, she said she would make it worth my while. I wasn't so sure I fancied doing that, in part because I dreaded the prospect of playing yet another mind-numbing away mission. At one point I was presented with the opportunity to have sex with the woman who leads the resistance faction you're fighting for. There are dialogue choices to make in this first-person shooter from the people behind the terrible Rambo game of 2014.
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